What I'm about to say may gross you out a bit but whatever it's my blog, yo. I'm a very open person when it comes to things that have to do with bowel movements and what not. I'm not one of those girls that will deny the fact that she farts... everyday. It's completely natural though, ya know? We're all human so we all do it, and if you claim you don't fart everyday then you might have a problem. I mean seriously, if you don't fart everyday, you might want to go see a doctor--haha. Well I'd like to share a text convo. I just had with my ex-roommate (who's all the way in Oregon) that conveys our never ending bond. :)
Secretista: "So I took the biggest dump of my life this morning. SERIOUSLY. I thought of you and just thought I'd let you know. Miss you!":)
Ex-roomie: "Haha. I saw this book that was like Learn What Your Poop Is Telling You and I totally thought of you, haha! I miss you too!"
Secretista:
Are you afraid to admit the fact that you fart? I hope not. Well, I guess it can be a little embarrassing. But nothing is funnier than when someone accidentally farts in public and tries to play it off like nothing happened--haha! Oh gosh, I'm crackng up just thinking about it.
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Secretista
this might sound like a lie, but there is a baby next to me pooping right now.
ReplyDeletehis name is harleh.
The campers are 5-13, and it's academic in the morning and sports & arts in the afternoon. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be with younger kids, since 12 and 13 year olds don't really listen to 15 year olds. And I'm definitely doing arts in the afternoon.
ReplyDeleteAnd like you, I don't have anything against farting or burpinig for that matter. I think it's even funny sometimes!
haha this was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteHa ha, you are so right-we all do it, so why hide it!!
ReplyDeleteLol. Actually, I am afraid (((
ReplyDeletethanks so much for that wonderful comment!
ReplyDeleteps: It's funny your blog logo is an elephant because it's kind of like my nickname, I always remember things when others can't and so can elephants..
At cheer camp one year, we had a giant conversation at lunch about how taking a poo is the most relieving feeling ever. I'm pretty sure becoming a cheerleader makes you lose all modesty...haha!
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, I agree with you! There is NOTHING wrong with farting. I remember one time, at yearbook camp, my friends and I even remember having a farting contest. :D. Second of all, I LOVE your blog and I love your elephant picture: it's adorable!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Great conversation.
ReplyDeleteThe fart is the gift that keeps on giving!!! I'd like to own a copy of "learn what your poop is telling you'. Your cracking me up, I'll be laughing all the way to the toilet!xxx
ReplyDeleteHaha I'm cracking up....that was the funniest thing I read all day =)
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - I just literally laughed out loud at this post.
ReplyDeleteThank you for this hilarious insight into your life.
Romany
xx
This is the last thing I would think a fashion blogger would post about! I love it - totally made me laugh out loud!
ReplyDeleteAwesome post! I don't get why girls are so embarrassed by it & guys just all laugh over it! It is just human to fart eh?
ReplyDeleteHa ha, you are so right-we all do it, so why hide it!!
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